Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.
This is transcendental.
today is the oldest you’ve ever been
and the youngest you’ll ever be again
let that sink inwhat the fuck does it want now
There are people in the world who don’t think Waluigi is the best Mario character and that he doesn’t deserve his own game
Isn’t that astounding
is he telling an entire stadium to suck his weewee
여치의 꿈 (Grasshopper’s Dream), a cafe at the Gujeol-ri train station near Jeongseon, South Korea.
tonight i was at work and i had a customer come through and they were like “ahhh! you pack the bags really well!” (i’m in service at a...
'but men have feelings too!'
yes. we know. we’ve been catering to them since the dawn of humanity.