shsl-chef: a-felicia-named-goat: shsl-chef: when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti what is this even supposed to mean thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
WHEN CATS FORGET TO PULL THEIR TONGUE ALL THE WAY...
supernatural-waywards: thelostprincessofasgard: cynicalwitch: fickjamori: schim: LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE THING………… It’s so derpy but adorable!
capitalvice: ruffaloon: omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died #more dramatic than romeo and juliet
boydivision: when you try to move a fly away with your hand and it’s too slow and you end up TOUCHING I T Re-blogging for gif, and gif alone.
maskums: imagineyouricon: imagine your icon tucking you into bed and reading to you
rnedia: drugs? no thanks, the only “high” i need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder.
purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes I love spanish