fmylife: Today, my girlfriend was trying to put her hand on my penis over my pants. She couldn’t find it. FML I was just about to say “thank god this doesn’t apply to me” when Rhia says “hahaha, that’s happened to me” Thanks for the vote of confidence -.-
Facebook is the people you went to school with … Tumblr is the people you wish...– In honour of my 3000th post. Tumblr is the most inspiring and creative social network I’ve ever used, and I love it –and the people who use it– more and more every day (via oliyoung) Facebook is the people for thing with bad grammar
Very well-put man. Well let’s agree to this: You mean to be offensive, and I try not to be. So let’s just say you’re a lot braver and smarter than I am! I’d just like to say that I have quite a bit of respect for you, Leo
putamerdahermes asked: Hey dude, what's wrong with my saying? Wanna fight bro?
'THROW BABY AT SCREEN'
fuckyehaliceglass: unrealisticreality: fuckyehaliceglass: unrealisticreality: FLY AVOIDS ATTACK BABY GOES THROUGH SCREEN STARTS LIFE IN INTERNETS LIVE HAPPY LIFE BABBY FINDS /b/ WHAT DO /b/ IS FLOODED WITH CP OPRAH DOES SHOW OVER 9000 PENISES B& EVERYWHAR. TELL YOUR SEXY ASS BROTHER I MADE HIS SIGN. HOW CAN SHE TELL MY SEXY ASS IF I’M NOT AT HER HOUSE? OOH I...
Alright you can all stop talking about my penis...
(via darknessandstarlight) Your penis?! Geez, I’m glad I left when I did!
K I'M GONNA GO ON D2 FOR 20 MINUTES
Hope nothing interesting happens while I’m gone, y’all
fuckyehaliceglass: zxad: fuckyehaliceglass: unrealisticreality: fuckyehaliceglass: unrealisticreality: zxad: I had TAFE you know! How did you think that when we’ve been Tumbling at the same time! You miserable old fool I don’t even know, I’m not thinking straiiiight. Well Nova, seeing as that you are a lesbian. It would be hard for you to think straight. You’re a girl? /seedy...
fuckyehaliceglass: unrealisticreality: fuckyehaliceglass: unrealisticreality: zxad: I had TAFE you know! How did you think that when we’ve been Tumbling at the same time! You miserable old fool I don’t even know, I’m not thinking straiiiight. Well Nova, seeing as that you are a lesbian. It would be hard for you to think straight. You’re a girl? /seedy wink I’m whatever you want...
Do I know you? Are you a friend of a friend via Tumblr? Anyway, I welcome thee to the shroud. I wish you luck. Deep, serious luck =\
I had TAFE you know! How did you think that when we’ve been Tumbling at the same time! You miserable old fool
rhiamazing: Ivan says: I wonder if they could make a show “Zen’s eye for the Tough Guy” “Okay, first we’ll deck you out in this jacket which I think looks cool. Look at this cool jacket. It’s so cool. Look at how cool it is. It has pictures on the inside!” “pout your lips, put your hand on your hip… and walk” “Yes, that’s it, baby!” “I just blew my load!” Ha! xD I agree with this,...
Yes I must say it is good to be not Nova
You know, when I went onto your blog I immediately observed that you are not of the crowd. That you have a brain, and you are quite the wit too. And that you have a good heart. Don’t know why you’d associate with Nova though. She’s a fag.
Nova, I'm not even going to write that up here
It would lower my intelligence.
"Well after you threw up all over us at the...
OH MY GOD YOU ARE FUCKING HILARIOUS. Best answer I will get for sure. Everyone else, don’t even bother (no please bother actually I’m desperate for attention) “Cause u sexy” No actually, it is you that is the sex with goodening grammar I hate that I have to show answers like this. Stupid laptop not having Photoshop
Rhia doesn't understand why anyone, let alone 90...
and I must say I agree. Why do you guys follow my blog?
zxad started following you
fuckyehaliceglass: WHEN DID YOU UNFOLLOW D: Oh my god I just said that I had to unfollow you to actually get up to date with my last post! I mean no offence but it was getting to the point where I was going through pages of your stuff, and I was all “ARGH all I wanted to do was see what had been posted since I got off Tumblr at TAFE! That was an hour and a half ago and there was no end...
NOVA, YOU ARE HEREBY FORBIDDEN TO WATCH MOVIES OFF...
The quota finally resets, and you want to fuck it up again? FUCK, YOU You can watch Doctor Who episodes, as I will sometimes watch Bleach. BUT NO MOVIES. And excuse me Nova’s friend Alice Glass, but I have to unfollow you for a second. otherwise I will never get back to where I was. seriously. BUT NOVA I SWEAR TO GOD STICK TO DOCTOR WHO EPISODES THANKS
Meanwhile in Nova's tumblr.
fuckyehaliceglass: Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Meanwhile, in Zen’s Tumblr Rant. Rant. Rant. Rant. Rant. Rant. Rant. Rant. Rant. Rant. Rant. Rant. Rant. Rant. Rant....
While I’m a believer, I don’t think religious folks have a monopoly on morality.– Barack Obama (via ageofreason) seriously, this is why he needs a second term. For all that’s going wrong (or seems to be now that the 24-hr news cycle has made politics a goddamn reality show) he’s still way more reasonable and respectable to any likely opposition I’ve seen. (via goodreasonnews) ...
Fringe Elements: Captain Unpopular to the Front! →
For a while on tumblr I’ve been saying some pretty safe stuff. Sure I get some hate by attacking the US “founding fathers” and “constitution”, morality, god, the state itself, but attacks on these things have become accepted and there has emerged a protocol for those engagements, a protocol that I… I didn’t read your essay. I hardly read any of it. But it sounded to me that you...
Since when did I have 90 followers? Ang mayan girls, you will be the death of me!
fmylife: Today, one of my mom’s coworkers said she knew a girl that was interested in me. Living in a relatively small town, I was curious. She then revealed to me it was one of my mom’s students. My mom teaches the 6th grade. I’m 20. FML What’s the problem?
[In England] The party that lost is working with the party that won. They’re not...– Bill Maher (via goodreasonnews) Well put