October 2011
The front page of news.com.au is currently blaming...
gatic:
Stay classy, Murdoch.
“I have a great deal of difficulty with the idea of the ideal man. As far as I’m...”
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Germaine Greer. And people say feminists aren’t hateful! I don’t understand how she can still be taken seriously after making numerous statements like that. (via gatic)
Feminists have a hive mind, ladies and gentlemen - we all think EXACTLY ALIKE, so when Germaine Greer says this, clearly she’s...
capnchunch:
soy sauce is cool because soy in spanish means “i am”
so essentially
i am sauce
Why!!! It just sounds so bloody funny!
danceyrselfmad:
Mama took those batteries
She took them awaaay
MAMA TOOK THOSE BATTERIES
SIIIZE DOUBLE AAYAY
1 tag
Fucking rookies, they can't do nothing themselves.
pi4nobl4ck:
Yeah, I don't believe in a Queue
danceyrselfmad:
“These bloody things are everywhere.They’re in the lift, in the lorry, in the bond wizard, and allover the malonga gilderchuck!”
“They’re like kangaroos, but they’re reptiles, they is.”
“We have them in America. They’re called bullfrogs.”
“What? That’s an odd name. I’d have called them chazzwazzers.”
laughinghieroglyphic:
That was a really successful operation by the Libyan rebels, they found a way to kill all of these guys in one fell swoop to take control of the country:
Qaddafi, Muammar
Al-Gathafi, Muammar
al-Qadhafi, Muammar
Al Qathafi, Mu’ammar
Al Qathafi, Muammar
El Gaddafi, Moamar
El Kadhafi, Moammar
El Kazzafi, Moamer
El Qathafi, Mu’Ammar
Gadafi, Muammar
Gaddafi,...
danceyrselfmad:
i’m sure i’ve said this before but i’ve never finished ff7
i’ve gotten up to disc 3 like 4 times and t hen just put it down before going into the final dungeon and then never coming back to it until it’s been so long that i’m all ‘i’ll start a new game!’
Dude! How could you! Most of my time on that game was spent in the northern cave looking for magic pot!
W-item glitch is...
danceyrselfmad:
superlink replied to your post: cloud tifa barret red xiii master team
ff7 is a 3-man party too~
what
what is wrong with me josh
although its probably like 4 years since i last played ff7 but wow
goin senile at 20
Yikes.
And Cloud Cid Yuffie actually
You know what's funny.
danceyrselfmad:
tristtrist:
spraymewithfebreze:
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword has no:
HD graphics
High-def surround sound
Online play
Extensive voice acting
Downloadable content
And it’s probably going to win Game Of The Year.
In what world? If Zelda was only releasing without so many other high HD games this year…Skyrim, Uncharted 3, Arkham City, and of course, Super Mario 3D...
danceyrselfmad:
dadsmadtoday:
danceyrselfmad:
i want to grow a beard but as you can see instead of growing real facial hair i get a terrible pubescent mustache and a neckbeard
this is like 2 weeks of not shaving sigh
hi welcome to the club we meet every day for the rest of our lives
are there beardless snacks served on beardless tables
at which sit patchy chairs
:(((
You just...
whalebiology:
jesus christ
why are there people who are capable of college-level thinking and still seem to think it’s okay to pee all over the floor of a public bathroom
like, it has to be intentional
there’s no way these people are just standing next to a urinal getting ready to release and the second they start they’re possesed by a need to fall to their knees, and as they kneel in a...
wienerbutt:
you softly nibble at my ear and begin to unzip my pants, but i push you away and begin to juggle. the semi-finals are tomorrow and i can’t let your whorish ways impede my victory. not this year. not again.
NOT ON REX MANNING DAY!: Split Family Faces:... →
did-you-kno:
1) Mother/Daughter: Francine, 56 & Catherine, 23
2) Sisters: Catherine, 23 & Veronica, 29
3) Daughter/Mother: Veronica, 29 & Francine, 56
4) Sister/Brother: Karine, Dany & XX years, 25 years
5) Brothers, Christopher, 30 & Ulric, 29
6) …
