March 2011
1 tag
Night you fuckers
Gonna blast some battlefield while my darling watches and falls asleep.
Noone could compare <3
Time to 733t some N0085
Bitches!
2 tags
joyfulpantsofbuttlol replied to your post: joyfulpantsofbuttlol replied to your post:…
You’re no fun. Stuff like that can really spice up your sex life.
I’ll mention that to Rhia but She hasn’t vomited since she was 5 due to the fact it scares the living diarrhoea out of her so I doubt it will go down well but I’ll take that on board all the same
1 tag
joyfulpantsofbuttlol replied to your post: joyfulpantsofbuttlol replied to your quote:…
Oooh! With any luck, some vomit could have entered your urethra. Feel the acidic burn!
I’m sorry, but I only vomit OUT of my penis, not t’other way ‘round
Finally getting this Chest of Drawers in.
Maybe I was a bit too optimistic when I mentioned the Apocalypse >.<
1 tag
monnie replied to your post: monnie replied to your photo: And I am holding…
GOOD BECAUSE IF IT WAS UNFRIENDLY WE’D HAVE ISSUES. hahahahahaha
Unfriendly nudity is a bit of an issue isn’t it.
3 tags
joyfulpantsofbuttlol replied to your quote: WHERE’S THE BAR?
You should have dropped your pants and said, “Right here, lover boy.”
He had vomit in his beard. That is a GREAT IDEA
Not to mention Occupational Health & safety procedure, coupled with work-ethics.
Wait… does that mean I should have banged him?
I’ll ask my manager
“WHERE’S THE BAR?”
– This drunk guy who staggered into my video store
1 tag
monnie replied to your photo: And I am holding this balloon! I believe I was…
you guys look like fun :D
You can’t spell fun without the letters F, U and N!
Friendly
Unintentional
Nudity.
And I am FULL of those.
1 tag
darknessandstarlight replied to your post: Ok, ok, we got the piece out.
IT ALL MAKES SEEEENSE
WE CAN FORM OUR OWN RELIGION. CALL IT “IKEASLAM”
WE WILL MAKE BILLIONS OUT OF THIS SHITTY IDEA AND CONTROL THE MAJORITY OF CIVILISATIONS FOR MILLENIAS TO COME.
3 tags
Ok, ok, we got the piece out.
Hopefully we will get this finished in time for the apocalypse.
“Your eligibility for entrance to Heaven will be determined by what you believe was the greatest achievement in your life”
“I ACTUALLY assembled a piece of IKEA furniture without fucking it up”
“We have a new messiah!”
Don't worry darling, you're not the first person...
monnie:
zxad:
And you DEFINITELY won’t be the last.
If you and your partner can survive building IKEA your relationship will be stronger than anything
Well that’s what I think anyway
NO ITEM H GOES WITH ITEM B SEE GOD YOU’RE RIDICULOUS CAN’T BUILD ANYTHING
either IKEA or Monopoly, one of those
That’s funny, I was just telling Rhia how many relationships had been ruined by IKEA.
...
1 tag
joyfulpantsofbuttlol answered your question: And this is me holding up my darling! Stupid…
It won’t go away. It’s getting painful.
Try ice. Yeah, Crystal Meth always makes me impotent.
2 tags
playitbackinreverse replied to your photo: This is me stripping sexily. Don’t ask me why my…
Brian, I’m gonna be bringing a Puerto Rican girl over here later & she’s super hot & real nice, but when she was five years old, her dad ran over one of her legs with his van, & it’s still kind of messed up in a pretty obvious, instantly visible way.
OK yes that’s what happened. I...
Oddly, I look incredibly intoxicated in those
Perhaps it was the rush of being the clown, coupled with the adrenaline from all the pain my scalpled foot was giving me?
YOU’VE ALREADY ASKED TWO QUESTIONS TODAY TUMBLR. FUCK I WASN’T EVEN GONNA PUT THIS POST AS A QUESTION FUCK
Don't worry darling, you're not the first person...
And you DEFINITELY won’t be the last.
2 tags
1 tag
2 tags
1 tag
joyfulpantsofbuttlol replied to your photo: This is a picture of Rhia and her two closest…
Can’t stop. Thrusting.
I will allow this….
THE CHICKEN. IS. AMAZING
And we’re gonna make burritos with just them and garlic mushrooms. 9999999999999999999999999999999 LIMIT BREAK BONERS.
And then after we finish orgasming, I shall put up these sexy fine photos so you good people can orgasm too!
Actually, belay the boners. Boners down boy!
We have to make dinner first! Burritos with pita bread mmmm.
BE SO VERY JELLY
2 tags
Get ready for your boners to go Turbo guys
I’m about to put up some sexy photos of myself and Rhia at this engagement party we went to. I stole the enitre night away from the couple, of course
1 tag
vendettavendetta replied to your post: Damn you, swedes
You go to Ikea for the meatballs, not the quality of service/product. Geez.
Eat my meatballs
Damn you, swedes
Why couldn’t you come to our house and assemble this chest of drawers for free!
YOU DON’T DESERVE A CAPITAL LETTER.
1 tag
joyfulpantsofbuttlol replied to your post: Also, my mother had a dream that she wasw Muammar Muhammad al-Gaddafi’s lover
Slimey yet satisfying … D:
He is an insect….. Yes
1 tag
1 tag
joyfulpantsofbuttlol answered your question: joyfulpantsofbuttlol replied to your post: Holy…
AIDS. And whooping cough.
Babies with AIDS.
Yikes.
1 tag
darknessandstarlight answered your question: joyfulpantsofbuttlol replied to your post: Holy…
Turbo-Aids
Oh shit I forgot about that menace.
Also, my mother had a dream that she wasw Muammar...
She even had to tell me how he was a horrible open-mouth slobberer of a kisser but afterwards it got better because of the thrill of the fact that he was so powerful overcame his inexperience as a kisser.
THE WORLD IS ENDING.
1 tag
joyfulpantsofbuttlol replied to your post: Holy fuck another earthquake?!?!?!?!
AIDS.
But that’s only happening in the sinful gay world. What about the rest of us puritans?!?!
